Let’s talk sugar baby songs. You know you have one. That one sugar baby song you play over and over again when you’re getting ready for a sugar date. Maybe it helps you put your game face on. Maybe it reminds you what you’re playing the sugar game for.
Or maybe it just makes you feel sexy as hell.
Whatever it is, we’ve asked a bunch of sugar babies what their go to sugar baby song is and compiled it into the ultimate sugary sweet, sassy and sexy playlist.
Turn it on and turn it up next time you’re getting ready for a meet – these tunes will bring out the goal digging tigress in all of us!
Hell on Heels by Pistol Annies
We love this song and can play it. all. day. long. It’s ever so feminine and yet strong as hell – which is sort of how a great sugar baby is. Proof that you can say pretty much whatever you want…wrapped in a sultry, soft voice.
My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas
It’s easy to listen to this song and think that this part is the most important: “They treat me really nicely, they buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and that Donna…”
But that’d be a rookie sugar mistake – the really important line in this song that all sugar babies should pay attention to? This one: “So I keep on takin.’ And no I ain’t taken…” Sugar babes, even when you think you’ve found the perfect sugar daddy, always keep your options open.
Oh, but that’s not the only lesson to be gleaned here. Check out this line: “All their money got me wearin’ fly.” So short, so wise. Moral: never spend your own money on nice stuff. Save (and invest) your sugar allowance money, spend his on anything material.
Material Girl by Madonna
A classic sugar babe song from a time when sugar dating websites had yet to be invented. Yet it rings so very true. Ah, timeless truths…and Madonna, who also seems to be timeless.
An oldie but a goodie, if there ever was one.
It’s the perfect song to get you into the right sugar baby mindset before a date.
Sugar Baby by Megan Thee Stallion
We don’t have to say why this makes the list of best sugar baby songs, do we? Great beat, so danceable, and the lyrics, well, we love them.
“Oh, you wanna see my nails when they done? Sh*t, pay for ’em.You can’t have opinions on no shit that you ain’t payin’ for.” So true. As well as: “He can call me lame and he can get an attitude but I still ain’t doing nothin I don’t wanna do.”
And the parting words: “Yeah, I’m already rich, but I’m still tryna get richer, hahaha.”
Bills Bills Bills by Destiny’s Child
You might want to memorize this one to replay in your head (or aloud, you choice) whenever you meet those fake sugar daddies who just want to “hang out.”
Next time one of those suckers pop up, just ask ’em: “Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Do you pay my automo’ bills? If you did then maybe we could chill…”
I’m a Good Girl by Burlesque
Whoa, love this one. If you haven’t heard it before, turn it on! It’ll remind you exactly what it feels like to be a sugar baby…whose friends and family have no idea.
You’ll know what we mean once you play the song 😉
Money by The Flying Lizards
Another classic from back in the day, far before sugar dating websites became a thing, this song gets right down to the point: “The best things in life are free but you can give them to the bird and bees…I want money…”
The tune is catchy as hell, too. Seriously, you’ll find yourself singing it in the shower, in class, in line at Starbucks, on a sugar date…
Whatever You Want by T.I.
The six words that’s music to every sugar baby’s ear: You can have whatever you like. The official sugar baby anthem and probably the one that got more girls dreaming of this lifestyle than any other tune.
WAP by Cardi B
No sugar baby song list is complete with this classic by Cardi B. Especially if you’re the type of sugar baby who gets turned on by the very thought of a man spending and spending on you.
Favorite lyrics, hands down, are: “He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet a*s p*ssy. Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet a*s p*ssy. Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet a*s p*ssy.“
No Scrubs by TLC
Exactly what we’re trying to avoid by getting in the sugar game! Unfortunately, there are fakes and scrubs on every sugar scene so make this your mantra as you search and use it to steer clear of any scrubs who might waste your time.
Lemme Get That by Rihanna
“I got a house, but I need new furniture, why spend mine when I could spend yours…” Rihanna gets straight to the point with this one (when does she not?) and goes on to spell out the things all sugar babies dream of: Gucci, 5 car garages, name on his bank account, all day massages, stocks…
Got It by Marian Hill
Alright sugar babes, let’s be real. All the above songs of money getting are important but let’s not forget what is most crucial: your sense of self worth and belief in yourself. Trust us when we say you – beautiful, unique you – cannot be bought.
Don’t ever let the sugar bowl make you question that. This is a game, a profitable one, so have fun, stay safe (both physically and emotionally) and go get what you want!
Any favorite sugar baby tunes we forgot? Let us know in the comments!
My favorite one – Sugar Daddy by Gallo
By far the BEST song about being kept is the song the hissing of summer lawns by Joni Mitchell.
My favorites have got to be $100 Bills by JayZ and Sexy Silk by Jessie J. The former makes me feel like a boss…absolutely fierce and the latter makes me feel like a sex kitten.
But I am a Good Girl is my jam
Basically anything and all things Lana Del Rey will suffice. My favorites being You Can Be The Boss and Off To The Races
I love listening to lolita by Lana Del Rey. Also Off To The Races by her as well.
I don’t know about anyone else but we can’t forget Glamorous by Fergie. That’s my jam